A place for Skulduggery spoilers, Skulduggery fans, and insane, obsessed, Skulduggery-loving freaks. (Also, look for the post where I had a birthday party for Derek Landy!)
Hehe... I'm commenting on my own blog. Now I'll pretend that there are people following and commenting along with me! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay...
Hello Bella, you are so funny! Ah ha ha!
Oh, why thank you, I've always thought so. FINALLY someone notices.
Everyone notices; how could they not? You're just the greatest person EVER.
Ah, you're too kind.
You were supposed to say something great about ME! That's why I created you!
You didn't create me. Mr Flufferdoodles, the evil koala told me--
Told you what? That you were his? That HE created you? Well here's a secret: I AM MR FLUFFERDOODLES.
W-what? you're... You're Mr Flufferdoodles? But... but... This can't be true! Nooo! I don't believe you! This isn't true! Lies! You speak only filthy LIES!
I speak the truth. Embrace it. Accept it. That's all you can do.
(this is the part where the epic fight scene breaks out. There is much screaming and defiance, until Bella realises that Bella is the smartest and coolest and the best, and that she speaks the truth. So, overall, Bella won.But now the question is, which one?)
Ok, I just realised this, but I've seriously lost my mind. I just had a fight with myself, and I won. Take that me! NO! But you have to! No I don't!And here I go again...
Shhhh! I hear something.
I hear it too.
*gasp* It can't be!
IT'S CAELAN!!!! AHH! AHHH! AHHHH! NO! NO! NOOOO!
Wow... I'm commenting on my own page AGAIN.
Well, here's the truth, Past Me - I'm the coolest. Future Me (in other words, this me) got Derek to speak to LOADS of times! HA! I AM AMAZING!
*rams head into wall**repeatedly*Goddammit, past versions of me, stop being so stupid...