Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merrry Christmas!!!

It's Christmas! Yay! And I just attacked the first wave of gifts. And, and, and... I can't describe how cool one of my gifts were, so I'll just show you.

Okay, it wasn't the best photo, but do you know what it is? Do you? Because I do.



IT'S A SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT BLANKET.

Yay! And it's huge. That covers the giant black carpet in my bedroom. And it's mine! Yessssss...

I also got things like movies (I got one of the movies Derek Landy made, "Boy Eats Girl" and I can't wait to watch it), and another Valkyrie coat, and a bunch of candy, etc., but this one kind of beats all of them, wouldn't you agree? IT'S AWESOME!!!

Friday, December 23, 2011

Something for Derek Landy

Derek, I hope you read this, because otherwise it's pretty pointless, isn't it? But I'm going to post it either way, so...


Well, I don't know if you saw it, but quite a few times I have asked for you to draw me a picture of a scary purple Necromancer unicorn who stabs people. And I said that if you drew one, I would draw one too. So here's mine:

I know I'm not the best at drawing, but I can certainly do better than that... The person is saying, "Who are you?!" and the unicorn's response is, "I'm your worst nightmare". Amazing, right? Mm-hm. Yep. It is.

So I drew a picture of a unicorn that is purple, has Necromancer magic, and stabs people. Now, will you draw one? Please?


P.S. Derek, I cannot thank you enough for picking me as a winner for Friend Gets Friend... I actually felt terrible that day, but then that sort of ended when I read that I'd won. I started screaming and running around and I was so shocked and excited and happy I started shaking, and the shaking part worried me because I couldn't move for a few moments... But seriously. There isn't words to describe how happy that's made me. And the fact that you've even taken notice of me at all has been surprising... I've only been on Blogger since September and you have been awesome to me in particular. Thanks :D

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

'Tis the season... To be weird.

I know I just posted around an hour ago, but I just went around my house, taking pictures of things, so here they are. There's a ton of Christmas stuff, seeing as how it's a few days away... and since some of these pictures might be confusing, I'm going to describe what they are.


Here's my mantle, my Christmas tree, and my scary gingerbread house:



And here's the front and back of what Amanda got me for Christmas... I hope I'm not the only one who finds this really creepy...

And I'm sure you all know, but my mumzy's AWESOME. She arranged the Skulduggery party, she decorated my bedroom with Skulduggery stuff, she supports the weird stuff me and Amanda do (inluding the stuffed animals on the previous post), and now she did THIS:


That's right. It's a Skulduggery Pleasant mug, customized for me. It's amazing.

Am I insane? Yes, yes I am.

You don't even need proof at this point, do you? No, you don't, because I've made it quite clear. I'm insane. And, as part of that, a lot of the things Amanda and I (Amanda's the other zombie in the previous post) find amusing are considered... creepy. But either way, here's a photo of a major creepy thing we enjoy:






Despite the fact that I'm making a very odd expression and my clothing blends in with the carpet to make me look like a floating head, those are all stuffed animals  which have been torn limb from limb and then placed back together in a sick and twisted way. Isn't that just lovely? Isn't that just the best thing you've ever heard?

And if anyone has doubted that I was telling the truth when I said that Amanda and I liked to dissect toys and make them into creepy hybrid thingies, there's photographic evidence. I hope this post was slightly disturbing to people who saw it.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

A Mix of Randomness...

Photos. Lovely, lovely photos. Well, not lovely, exactly, because they're coming from someone who has lost their mind... (speaking of which, has anyone seen a brain, sort of a pinkish colour, shaped like an evil unicorn? It's mine.)

But, either way, here's a random collection of photos I thought you may want to see.
Zombies are so amazing, especially when I'm one with a slashed throat (By the way, I am at least a few inches taller than Amanda; she was just closer to the camera)...







Here are many photos of my nails (yes, I have my Valkyrie-style black ring on my right hand). I have on them, in order from left-to-right, Skulduggery's head from Dark Days, a Remnant from Mortal Coil, the Scepter of the Ancients from the first book, the Faceless Ones and the portal from the Faceless Ones, Melancholia and a bunch of shadows from Death Bringer, and, last but not least, some green fire for Playing with Fire. AND NONE OF THE PICTURES ON MY NAILS WERE STICKERS. I PAINTED THEM ALL BY HAND.



And in conclusion to this post, these are two pictures of my sweet little cat who doesn't bite you even when you throw her across the room, Clara.

Saturday, December 3, 2011

HAVE A MERRY WINTER HOLIDAY SEASON...






"MERRY CHRISTMAS, PATHETIC LITTLE HUMAN. I WORK FOR SANTA. DON'T BE NAUGHTY OR I'LL BE COMING."

Thursday, November 10, 2011

My Halloween!!!

I know this is late, but.... Well, it's amazing, just like everything else I do, and I thought I should show it to you peoples who stalk the blog and who are just looking at this because I commanded you to. So, for Halloween, my dad decided to surprise me. I was Valkyrie, obviously. I was Valkyrie in Playing with Fire, when she's still wearing her family reunion dress and has blood on her face and Tanith's sword from fighting the Grotesquery. But anyway, here's a picture of me and my dad...






...or should I say here's a picture of Skulduggery and Valkyrie.


Like I said, he surprised me, because as far as I knew, he was being a zombie. But no. He decided to be more awesome and be Skulduggery for me. And it was amazing.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

PAINTINGS!!!

Here's something I do when I'm bored. I paint Skulduggery pictures. So here's two:


Saturday, October 22, 2011

Derek Landy's Birthday/Skulduggery Pleasant's Death Day Party!


                                      
Here are pictures from the party and of some of my odd
Skulduggery belongings! The girl who looks like Valkyrie
 is ME!!! Amanda/China is the girl with red hair,
 Lizzy/Melissa is the girl with blonde hair, and the
 girl with the polar bear hat is Signy,  Carissa/Melancholia
is wearing the hood, and Jaida/Madame Mist (we couldn't
find a black veil) is the youngest girl wearing black.
My mum decorated the cake, and all the books are MINE.
However, it appears that a few Remnants managed to
arrive, and China and I got possessed for a while... But over
all, it was tons of fun, so Happy Birthday Derek Landy!






































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